Followup 

"There are elderly people all over this country dying every day from simple neglect. People just forget about them. Maybe Congress could subpoena them! That way, when they didn't show up, they'd be in contempt of Congress and someone would have to go find them and at least change their sheets and give them some hot broth.
...Somewhere in Florida, there's a woman who has no idea she's become a celebrity. It's such a shame that she'll never write a book to cash in on her fame. But someone will write a book. Oh, yes."

And, on a less serious note:
For your amusement, here's Net Disaster, where you can create all sorts of distruction on a Website you hate.

And David Byrne has created Radio David Byrne where you can listen to music selected by David:

"A friend who relocated to California from NY said she missed hearing all the odd variety of music that was played around the office here. "I miss hearing what you all are listening to," she wrote. This 'radio' is my response."